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Wit is an intermittent fountain; kindness is a perennial spring. ~Marie Dubsky, Freifrau von Ebner-Eschenbach (1830–1916), translated by Mrs Annis Lee Wister, 1882
Same-sex couples now have a variety of tax strategies to consider.
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Mar 11, 2017 · Painful though parting be, I bow to you as I see you off to distant clouds. ~Emperor Saga Don’t be dismayed at goodbyes. A farewell is necessary before you …
1980s []. I’m deeply saddened by a sense that whites are still superior in this country, in some sense, that if you sit at a restaurant, they’re served before a Kenyan is served.
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